The Spirit Of The Knight

莫名其妙那些话语莫名期妙那些话语如同沙子掉进眼里不用哭泣

莫名其妙那些话语莫名期妙那些话语不如下挡电影值得注意

我不要王子苦苦守候的故事梦幻不实我不希望你是王子

因为瑰丽童话结局为战而死故事开端结局会因你而真实

~How To Make A Successful Idol Drama~

Recently, a friend lent me an idol drama called 恶魔在身边 ( Devil Beside You). Well, it was pretty hilarious in the beginning but began to slow down as the story develops. As usual, a lot of eye candy to attract viewers like Crispy. From this drama and a handful of others that Crispy have forced me to watch, i can deduce some musts that idol drama surely cannot do without.


1) Good looking leads with sizzling screen chemistry.





2) Must involve some sort of slapping. Be it mother slap daughter, girlfriend slap boyfriend, boyfriend slap girlfriend, father slap mother, mother slap father, teacher slap student, well u get the general idea....











3) One of the things about idol drama are the sugar coated words. However, in moments where scripts are not necessary, the people like to stare into each other's eyes for a loooooooonng time accompanied by the theme song on the background.














4) Lead actor must always be cool.

5) Throw in a love triangle somewhere along the story. Heck , throw in a few love triangles. Third party must fulfil the 'good-looking' requirement as well.

6) Get some sidekicks. The more the merrier. One word of caution, the kalefes cannot be too dashing such that they will steal the lead's thunder.

7) Throw in a couple of gang fights.

8) There must be comedic moments as well. This is due to the fact that most idol dramas are adapted from mangas ( that's Japanese comic for you, not mango). Characters in the drama must be able to act cute and foolish.

9)I wonder why all idol dramas must feature at least a basketball match OR at least will feature the characters playing basketball. Why not sepak takraw.. badminton??

10) Nice clothes are a must. The leads must look like they just walked out of a fashion magazine.

11) Do not forget that people daydream once in a while. Create these daydreams for all to see. Remember to dress the people in the daydreams in white, and preferably running around in a meadow or a sandy beach.

12) A trick i've observed and found stupid. Characters love to speak with their backs facing the person they are talking to. Is there something about their backs that are so nice to admire?

13) Lastly, a good kissing scene is essential. Muacks!

Brain teasers & Mind twisters

Hi all,

Got my brain entangled in this bloody website yesterday. Try it!

www.thewicked.sgblogging.com

Consult me if u get stuck. I've completed all 30 levels and i am almost brain dead.

All the mad rush...

Finally relocated to my new nest recently. The house is small and cozy. Now that we've furnished it, it looks more homely and lived in. Being near the MRT, i can now save a few pennies everyday from taking a bus to the station. All i need are my cars ( or in Hokkien 'car' stand for legs), heh heh.

Yesterday went for a shopping spree with Kenny. I haven't shopped in ages and it was like all hell broke loose! I got a new bag as my old one is ripping apart soon. It was a close fight between green Italy and Orange Holland, but eventually Holland prevailed and now i have a Holland World Cup Bag....woohoo, check it out! Saw a lot of neat stuff and invested in a pair of Crocs for rainy days and when my feet are begging for comfort over fashion. Tried my best to persuade kenny to buy a pair of Hawaiian shorts but he lamented that it will make him look like surfing dude =D In mid afternoon, we spent the time browsing CDs and DVDs in HMV. Oh yes yes, i had a very heavy lunch.. i had 3 buttermilk pancakes topped with whipped cream and blueberries and a Oreo Frappe with Whipped cream while kenny had Macadamia Ice Coffee to accompany his Pork Chop with Fries, Carrots and Pineapples. Sounds sinful , doesn't it? It was so filling that i had to have a crappy dinner of cup noodle.

At work, a nasty turn last week saw my plant churn out 8 consecutive batches of rejects totalling up to 65 tonnes ( that is 65000 kg) after a mix up of raw material, confusing cetyl alcohol with stearyl alcohol. This goes to show a lot of non-chemist how important an extra 2 carbons in an alcohol chain are! It was a big loss to the company but what the heck...what is done is done, no point crying over spilt milk. Learn and move on.... haha~ I feel so sorry for those who did the mix up though.

Xie and Lai Kwan flew to US this morning. I wish them well.

The 4 Warriors

Thanks to my colleague Cuicui who provided me with this riddle :

The 4 great warriors are on their way to a pop concert. They are Cao Cao, Zhang Fei, Liu Bei and Zhu Ge Liang. Which one of them hasn't got an entrance ticket?

Any answers? If no, read the hint -

Hint : The order in which i provided their names is vital.

Any answers? 2nd hint then -

Hint : Read the names in Cantonese

Got it?

Answer : In cantonese, Coucou Cheong Fei Lao Bei Chu Kok Leong ( cao cao's ticket has been given to zhu ge liang). Hence Cao Cao does not have an entrance ticket! =)