Sunday, April 01, 2007

Are We On the Same Planet?

Noun : Alkoxylates, Niagara Filter, MRR, ethoxylates, propylene glycol, emollient, soda ash, catalyst , anti-bumping granules

Verb : Sparge, slop, purge, recirc, emulsify, cookdown, pastillate, spray, reflux, deodorize, bleach, refine, rework

Friends : Fourier-Transformed near infra red spectroscopy, Karl-Fischer auto titrator, High Performance Liquid Chromatography

Enemies : Pyridine, Acetone, Conc. Sulfuric Acid, Ether, Toluene, BHT ( the antioxidant, not the man) , Chloroform

Baby names : Fermol, Glycerox, Steanol, Cithrol, Cromollient, Croduret, Arlamol, Rheodol, Crill, Emgenol, Crodet, Volpo

Errands : Hydroxyl Value, Polyol Profile, Fatty Acid Distribution, Moisture Content, Refractive Index, Specific Gravity



Conclusion : Puffyrazzi suffers from post-work depression

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