Sunday, January 08, 2006

Hello Asshole!

This story was buried by the press- and has only been recently released by British Intelligence:
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting, to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a few minutes MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down"

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