Haven't been updating this blog for a while. It takes sometime to come up with new inspirations every now and then. I guess every single person who visits my blog is out in the working world. Take a glance around you, what kind of colleagues are you blessed with? Here, i have classified some of my colleagues with colourful personalities. Do you spot any similarities between yours and mine?
Mr Friendly
Everyone's best friend. He goes around doing his work getting along with everyone in the process. Happily married with 2 kids, his heart is pure as gold.
The Smoker
Someone who sits atop the hierarchy of a particular branch. Puffed smoke to get to the top (when i say smoke, i don't mean cigarettes, go figure). Has a hollow brain with limited knowledge but a big mouth with a lot of logic.
Little Miss Muffet
A young girl who is really clumsy ( mind u i'm working in a chemical lab) but is very loveable. Some one u would compare to a squid. Has no clue regarding what's going on around her most of the time.
Local Louis Vuitton
A married woman who has well-manicured nails and rebonded hair. Passes her time in the office comparing Burberry bags, LV wallets and Manolo Blahnik shoes. Speaks with a shrill voice and laughs like a donkey.
Big Brother
A brotherly figure who protects all who are under attack. Speaks with great maturity and thinks from all angle before making a statement. Loves to keep a low profile.
The Mad Dog
Runs around barking mad and biting off people's asses. Doubles up as a puppet master and ventriloquist by manipulating hapless victims in a semi-symbiotic relationship. Comes with a neat crew-cut and drinks red bull.
Mild Mannered Boss
A boss who keeps mum unless repeatedly provoked. Eases on the pressure given to subordinates. Has the mentality "If it ain't broken, why fix it".
Loudspeaker Lady
A super-friendly lady whose voice can be heard all the way to Indonesia. Makes you guffaw with her antics . Energetic like the bunny from the Duracell Ad and has a smile plastered on her face 24/7.
Girl's Best Bud
A single man who mingles with girls talking about bags and watches. Takes good care of his complexion and uses moisturiser and lip balm. One day hopes to discover the anti-aging elixir and stay youthful forever.
Girl Next Door
Girl with long hair coupled with a gentle disposition. Perfectly normal compared to the loonies looming around her. Treated by all like a sister and someone who churns out pleasant conversations.
Male Chauvinistic Pig
A I-AM-A-MAN-THEREFORE-I-AM-BETTER kinda guy. Takes no advice from women and is only susceptible to instructions from superiors. Thank god, this man as joined the ranks as an ex-colleague. Will there be more to come?
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